“There’s a plane leaving for anywhere you want right now, and in an hour, and in a day, and in a year. You can get out whenever you want, it’s comforting I think.”
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Can you play an instrument?
Yes, I can play the ukulele and violin. I’m not that good on my ukulele, but I am going to be practicing my butt off during the summer so I can just play random songs without looking them up.
“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
“Change it BACK.”
claire huxtable is here for her COINS
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Lately, I can’t remember what day it is.
Which part of your body do you wash first in the shower?
The front part of my left shoulder.
apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
that is just wrongggg, that gummy bear had a family ya know
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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
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